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GROWING UP WEREWOLF Ripped True Blood star Joe Manganiello tells how vintage film monsters inspired his childhood dream to become a werewolf.

Kids from C.A.P.E.R.

A CASE FOR C.A.P.E.R. A diligent Kids show devotee delves deep to uncover artifacts from, interviews about and fan love for the long-lost '70s Saturday morning live-action series The Kids from C.A.P.E.R.

Gary Coleman

DIFF'RENT STANDARDS Why does TV's The Insider rip into yesteryear stars such as the late (and long-ailing) Gary Coleman while giving current celebs such as Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen a pass?

Mayim Bialik

BIG-'BANG' BLOSSOM Nineties sitcom star Mayim Bialik on her Big Bang Theory gig, SNL spoofing and teenage awkwardness.

Kenneth Johnson

BIG-SCREEN "V"? Producer-director-writer Kenneth Johnson on his planned V motion picture and and his slew of re-imagined-by-others, iconic TV hits.

Jane Seymour

MUM'S THE WORD TV's Dr. Quinn, Jane Seymour, opens her heart and shares the healing thoughts of her late mother.

Kelly Rutherford

ECO GOSSIP GIRL Forget about the CW hit's kaput '80s spin-off. Lovely Kelly RutherfordGossip Girl's sassy socialite—shares her earth-friendly secrets from the '70s to today.

Brian Boitano

SKATE PLUS ATE '80s Olympic icon Brian Boitano on his Food Network show, his triple-lutzing South Park doppelganger and meeting Bronson "Balki" Pinchot.

Julie Benz

SHE'S NOT DESPERATE Dexter's Julie Benz—now stirring it up on Desperate Housewives—talks about life after TV death.

Knots Cougars

VAN ARK "Y&R" SCOOP! DaytimeConfidential.com and others picked up our exclusive Q&A with Knots Landing's Joan Van Ark, who spills on her stint on The Young and the Restless

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THREE'S CONTROVERSY: In this blog exclusive, Retroality's editor reveals that the late John Ritter initially doubted Suzanne Somers' cancer.

Farrah's Story

FARRAH'S STORY?: The iconic TV angel's producing partner, Craig Nevius, tells why he's suing Ryan O'Neal and Alana Stewart.

Come on down!

COME ON DOWN! A new book celebrates legendary Price is Right announcer Johnny Olson, while a Barker's Beauty reveals Rod Roddy's secret off-camera sadness

Fake Jan Exposed!

Come and Knock on our Door

>>FOREVER GOOGLING in an e-sea of Britney "news" and Hanna Montana hell for the latest scoops on—and from—the pre-TMZ, made-for-TV celebs and primetime hits that helped you escape actual reality in the pre-reality-TV-obsessed '60s, '70s, '80s & '90s?

>>INSATIABLY CURIOUS about the Flower Power, Me Generation and Greed Decade influences—and current views and healthy passions—of classic Hollywood survivors and their inextricably linked, retro-inspired reality TV counterparts?

>>DREAM ON, televisionaries. Retroality.TV is your definitive voice of retrorealism, your uber guide to retrocentric boob-tube buzz and your 99% Britney-free online oasis where yesterday's fantasies meet today's reality

Come and Knock on our Door Come and Knock on our Door

Author of the hit, acclaimed TV tell-all Come and Knock on Our Door, Retroality.TV editor Chris Mann served as Consulting Producer on NBC's hit 2003 telefilm Behind the Camera: The Unauthorized Story of Three's Company. He's also covered talent, legal issues and social trends as a freelance writer for the Los Angeles Times, TV Guide, emmy, Geek and other publications. Additionally, Chris pens and sometimes art directs celeb cover-story profiles and photo shoots for numerous healthy living magazines. click for more

JOHN RITTER RAVES: In this 1997 interview with RetroRewind.com's Dave Harris, the late, great John Ritter graciously shares supportive words for Chris Mann and Come and Knock on Our Door (see 4:40)

Three's Company Three's Company

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"I have to admit that Come and Knock on Our Door was the very best book I ever read about any TV show. I felt like I was on the set of Three's Company. The author (lemme just take this time to say that Chris Mann is a genius) captured every element of the show." -Bill Cassin (Scarsdale, NY)

"Chris Mann did a fantastic job on this book! I entered this reading experience expecting a superficial offering of one-sided stories about the trials and tribulations of this pop culture phenomenon known as Three's Company. I exited feeling satisfied at the invested hours I spent in reading this book." -Robert Nguyen (Orange Cty., CA)

"Chris has managed to tell the backstage story in a non-biased manner but has decided to let the stars tell their own sides, ensuring their integrity and the integrity of the book in the process. This book is anything but a tabloid. It tells the stories from those who experienced it. No commentaries are made. No opinions are offered. Just the facts.The show itself was dissected and Chris Mann speaks about the behind the scenes goings on as if he were there. -Roy J. Dlucca (Phoenix, AZ)

"Like so many others, I grew up watching Three's Company, so I couldn't wait to dive into this book. The behind the scenes stories are alternately funny and enlightening, and the author clearly went to great lengths to present all sides of the story. This is especially important, since opinions on the Somers situation vary widely." -J.T. Schweizer (Queens, NY)

"This book provides a great way to bring closure to an epic adventure from my childhood." -A reader


Wendie Malick

Wendie Malick

Where would Just Shoot Me!'s boozing floozie supermodel-turned-fashion editor Nina Van Horn be today? Well, after intensive rehab, it looks like she's landed in Cleveland. Her portrayer, the always-delicious Wendie Malick, is calling on Nina's self-absorbed soul as inspiration for the actress's new character, fallen soap diva Victoria Chase, in TV Land's buzzworthy original sitcom Hot in Cleveland.

Malick's new, less vacuous character finds herself at home in the cable network's ensemble comedy about three L.A. transplants (Malick, Valerie Bertinelli and Jane Leeves) rediscovering their sexual prowess and youthful verve in Ohio's bustling blue-collar metropolis. Rounding out the cast as caretaker of the ladies' new house: Saucy sitcom stalwart and SNL hottie Betty White.

Hot premiered to record ratings for TV Land--about 5 million people watched the June 16 premiere--while garnering inevitable comparisons to Sex and the City and White's 1985-92 TV classic The Golden Girls. But those parallels are fine by Malick. The still-sexy actress, 59, has enjoyed lengthy success in a host of ensemble sitcoms, including HBO's Dream On and NBC's Frasier. Here, the actress-turned-animal activist and environmentalist recalls her road to Cleveland while analyzing TV's multidimensional impact.

What's it like to be back on a sitcom set?
It was kind of like going home again. What was the most unusual about this one—having done many pilots, some of which went to series and many of which did not—was how synchronistic it felt doing the pilot. Jane and Valerie and I looked at each other a couple of scenes into it and said, “It’s so strange, but I feel like we’ve been doing this for years together.” We have all been in this world for so much of our careers, and it’s a very familiar one for us, that we kind of just hit it off. People often say that, but (we did) in a very nice way.

Neither woman did I know very well prior to this show. I had worked with Jane on Frasier, so I knew her a bit, but Valerie I’d never met before. They just are very balanced, cool women who have a life beyond this (business), which tends to make you a lot saner.

How hot was Cleveland in the days after Betty White’s Saturday Night?
She’s a wonder. That’s like jumping off a cliff doing that show. They had her in virtually every skit; I mean, I can’t believe how much they put her in the show. (Laughs.) She’s so game and she just did it willingly. What an awesome thing for someone at 88 to take on a challenge like that. She is such a tonic. And she’s such a great role model for all of us who are following her example.

TV Land’s president has said Cleveland is targeting a 40ish audience, but I think the show will have a multigenerational appeal—especially with the not-so-coveted 50-plus crowd.
I think so, too. This is a realm and a demographic that hasn’t been very well represented in popular culture. And there are so many of us. I’m sort of astonished that they haven’t gotten hip to the fact that there are a lot of really viable women with disposable income out there who are in their late forties, late fifties—late eighties—whose kids are grown and they own their own homes and they’ve put away a nice little chunk of change. And I think they’re really missing a bet by not writing stories that reflect them.

For two decades people have waited for the next, new, slightly younger, hipper Golden Girls. Are you okay with the inevitable comparisons?
Well, you know, it’s a pretty class act that we’re following. Certainly we’re somewhere between Sex and the City and Golden Girls. We were laughingly calling ourselves The Silver Girls. Or The Nickel Girls. We’ll see. This is actually kind of uncharted territory: We now have men coming to play with us who happen to be supporting characters. So now it’s all about the women instead of us being the ones who are someone’s wife or mother or teacher or doctor.

Nina Van Horn would be proud.
(Just Shoot Me!) had a very wide appeal. I think many shows have a real good bet by loading it all up with people of the same generation. But one of the appeals of our show was having everyone from David Spade to George Segal, and we kind of covered about 30 years in there and various sort of personality types. So there was a lot for everyone to relate to; there was usually someone they could say, “Gosh, they’re so familiar to me. I know somebody like that.”

Nina was so damn funny. My favorite misnomer of hers: When she was caught spilling the beans on a secret, she said, "I know, I know. Mea culpa and labia minora."
(Laughs.) She never quite got it. My husband always referred to her an idiot savant.

Will we see a bit of Nina in your character on Hot in Cleveland?
(Admittedly) Yes, yes, you will. We were sort of trying to establish some new ground here ... I think the difference here is Victoria is more self-aware and a decade older than Nina was. She's dealing with, "Now what do I do with this part of my life?" I think she's not quite as clueless as Nina was but she's definitely vain and self-centered and trying to do better but not succeeding much.

Where would Nina be today?
She'd be close to 60 and I think she may well be in the Betty Ford Clinic. There may have been an intervention. Her friend Binny died, so she'd have to count on the people at work. The good thing about Victoria is she has two really good friends who intervene when she gets depressed.

What's your favorite sitcom ensemble you've been a part of?
They all sort of become your family, so it's hard to say. Obviously, Just Shoot Me!, we were together for the longest time, and we still see each other for lunch. We get together a few times a year when we can all find time in our schedules. I still have great love for those people. I loved working on Dream On, which was my first (series). It was such a gift to me because they discovered that I was funny. Before that I'd always played murderesses. I killed a lot of husbands. It was such a treat for me to join the cast of Frasier that last year because it was such a sweet time for all of them. Now laughingly Jane Leeves says (in Leeves’ voice), “You know, Wendie and I were both Cranes. Do you realize she was my mother-in-law?”

Why do you think retro series and stars are so hot? There’s an awakening lately as to how much people love TV classics.
I think it’s a very normal response to a very dangerous and fearful time. So many people are living in a state of fear and anxiety. There are so many things you can dwell on that can make you feel uncomfortable. There is something about going back to at least the illusion of a simpler time with many old TV shows, old movies, old music. They’re something culturally that’s a touchstone that helps us reconnect to a place where we felt okay and felt safer and kind of knew what to expect. I think in popular culture old comedies provide that for people.

You kind of know what you’re gonna get. And you can count on it to not tax you too much but maybe laugh at the folly of fellow human beings or you yourself.

On the flip side, as someone passionately involved in environmental, humanitarian and animal rights causes, you connect with people by facing head on some of the sad realities that today’s not-so-escapist TV exposes.
Yeah. The world becomes ever smaller, and you meet people who want to show you their little part of it that they love. We are all one. I was just thinking of that as I was watching about this oil spill in the Gulf. I had worked down there so many times and I was just down there last fall. I was so encouraged that New Orleans was coming back finally. Then there was this wonderful (HBO) show Treme, and it was just time for them to get a break. And for this to happen there—my heart so goes out to them. They have been challenged so many times, it’s just so unbelievable.

Do you ever wonder what the lesson is in that?
I think in the end it’s that Mother Nature is really pissed off.

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IN SEARCH OF ANSWERS
From her 21 Jump Street days
to her HollyRod Foundation
actress Holly Robinson-Peete
has spent decades helping
heal her family and others.

AN ALL-NEW SNATCH!
Move over, Mr. Belvedere! Sit
on it, Mrs. C! Here's the '80s'
hottest sitcom provocateur!

SAVED BY THE TACO BELL?
He used to crush taco stands
but now Extra's Mario Lopez
is a lean, mean, fat-burning
machine.

JUST SHOOT ME, WELLBELLA!
Hot in Cleveland's Wendie Malick
on staying young at any age,
Betty White's joyous laugh lines
and living beyond yourself.

OH, LORD, ANOTHER REMAKE:
Hawaii Five-0's Jack Lord will
be reincarnated as hip actor
Alex O'Loughlin in CBS's reboot
of the iconic Seventies police
drama premiering this fall.
Check out Chris Mann's recent
Los Angeles Times story
on 2010's batch of TV redos.

SUMMER REALITY MAKEOVER
Biggest Loser's Jillian Michaels
on her new NBC reality series
Losing It With Jillian

DOWN-TO-EARTH ACTIVIST
Splash's Daryl Hannah
tells why she can't eat
seafood—or any once-living
creature—as she saves the
planet. Read her Q&A with
Chris Mann in the April issue
of Vegetarian Times magazine.

CAPER QUEST: Check out
this fantastic new site about
the '70s Saturday morning kid
show The Kids from C.A.P.E.R.

'HOLLYWOOD'-BOUND: Exclu-
sive! Meet the Bionic Woman,
Mini-Me, Jane Russell & more!
Coming: Gena Lee Nolin Q&A!

CHRISTOPHER ATKINS' "CONFESSIONS," PT 1

CHRISTOPHER ATKINS' "CONFESSIONS," PT 2

'HOLLYWOOD SHOW'-&-TELL:
Retroality.TV has the scoop on
the Feb. 13-14 event featuring
a hot Knots Landing reunion,
Baywatch babes, Lindsay "The
Bionic Woman" Wagner, Hugh
"Wyatt Earp" O'Brian and more!
See Chris Mann's exclusive story
in the Los Angeles Times

JANET OR CHRISSY?: Joyce
DeWitt and Suzanne Somers sing
and dance for their suppers in
these bitchin' 1979 commericals
for L'eggs and Ace Hardware.

SCOOBY-DOO-ME: Retroality
editor Chris Mann interviews
Scooby-Doo film scribe and
director-producer James Gunn
about his Spike.com series
PG-Porn in the Nov. 2009 issue
of Geek Monthly.

DANGEROUS CURVES AHEAD
Kim Kardashian shares her
health and beauty secrets
in this new interview with
Retroality editor Chris Mann

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